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What happened when Napoleon stepped on a mine?
He was blown apart.
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Looking up stuff for history on Wikipedia and…
I’m sorry but that ain’t South Carolina.
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SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT
I stared at this for 5 min omg
(Source: yodiscrepo)
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It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
(Source: bored-im)
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HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO?
wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:
FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s
SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s
THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s
FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s
FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s
SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s
SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s
EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s
NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s
TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s
ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s
GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s
that’s 21,773.9 minutes of Doctor who or 1,306,434 seconds if you prefer.
15 days straight.
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Thor and Loki Discover Internet Porn
By Kate Bloomfield and Hayley Bloomfield
A gift for my girl-crush Fahrlight
I coloured it cause my sister is a spastic. XD
Hi!! I'm here to entertain! You'll see lots of cats and cool pictures of beds and stairs and other things you dont think are cool but are. Also there is a playlist page with links to all of the playlists i post full of a variety of music i enjoy and share with you, my amazing followers! Follow, ask, and love meh!!https://www.facebook.com/inightwishi
